If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife (or girlfriend) in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Pick your poison: 
Last Updated: February 25, 2008
March 13th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I bet it’s not going to be the girl. lmao
March 14th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Depends if his wife is dead
March 16th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
chances are if the wife is not happy to see me she’s going in the trunk anyway
March 16th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
It doesn’t depend. If the wife is dead, then the dog is still the happy one, asshole.
March 16th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
[comment moderated] - funny but I just can’t post that here. I’m sure you understand. - AMNET
March 17th, 2008 at 11:17 am
The very thought…. I could NEVER put my dog in the trunk. Especially with all the extra room in front now.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am
wow a sentence long blog post that got stumbledupon’ed. you could like get a list of these one liners and blog every day for the rest of your life. then spam SU with OMGTHUMBSUP.
Profit.
Good game.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@wow - Ha! I think you’re right! Funny how I can spend hours writing what I think is a good piece of content and this is what gets the majority of traffic (6,000+ page views since I posted this).
March 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am
We all know you treat your wife like a dog….I heard she lives out of her car. A-hole!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Oh hi Thor or should I say Chris.
So were you born like that or was it something you picked up at Cal Poly when you were getting your bachelor’s in electrical engineering?