I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Braden, the 11 year old next door, and asked him to come over. Braden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.” […]
At dawn the telephone rings, ‘Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto,>> the caretaker at your country house.>>>> Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?>>>> Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot,>> he is dead’>>>> My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International […]
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for […]
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends.
None of […]
Here’s a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day……
A hearing-impaired man walks into a store and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is made. Now here’s the question. If […]
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